一个测试~（转自梦龙的DA）

闪光

一个测试，从梦龙的DA上看到的~http://sognodrago.deviantart.com/

[] - 你喜欢奶酪。
[] - 你讨厌花生。
[] - 你同意，这个测试是随机的。
[] - 今天你放屁了。
[] - 你被什么东西噎住了。
[] - 你是个作家。
[] - 你吸烟。
[] - 你喜欢游泳。
[] - 你今天不止一次的放屁。
[] - 你喜欢冰淇淋。

[]- 你说谎超过10次。
[] - 你是唯一的孩子（独生子）。
[] - 你有3个以上的宠物。
[] - 你更喜欢喝水，而不喝其他饮料。
[] - 你是个酒鬼。
[] - 你未满20岁。
[] - 你30岁以上。
[] - 你有男朋友/女朋友。
[] - 你喜欢珠宝/首饰。
[] - 您最喜爱的音乐是摇滚。

[] - 你的体重超过140磅（63.5029318 公斤）。
[] - 你喜欢海盗。
[] - 你是粉丝（歌迷，影迷等）。

[] - 你每天服用处方药。
[] - 你有一份工作。
[] - 你和你父母住在一起。
[] - 你喜欢吃鸡蛋。
[] - 你有宗教信仰。
[] - 你穿得比其他人怪异。

[] - 你在过去2周腹泻过。
[] - 你吃过怪异的东西。
[] - 你的数学不好。
[] - 你喜欢电子产品。
[] - 在过去的一周，有人/有些事情让你生气了。
[] - 你说很多坏话。
[] - 你相信外星人。
[] - 你玩视频游戏（PS2，PS3，XBOX360，WII之类的家用机，不包括电脑游戏）。
[] - 你感到自卑。
[] - 你随身携带钱包。

[] - 你喜欢花。
[] - 你是摩羯座或天蝎座的。
[] - 您以前玩过塔罗牌。
[] - 你相信有鬼。
[] - 你被/差点被一个拳头打到。

[] - 你喜欢火。
[] - 你以前晕倒或昏厥过。
[] - 你有一个高中文凭。
[] - 你住在美国。
[] - 您用很多洗手液。
[] - 你认为自己是个书呆子
[] - 你试过咀嚼烟草。
[] - 你是一个阴谋论家。
[] - 你睡觉时不穿衣服（裸睡）。
[] - 你会标记人这样做。（You will tag people to do this，不知道怎么翻译）

[] - 你想像过自己出名。
[] - 你有毛绒动物/毛绒玩具。 （不止一个）
[] - 你喜欢西瓜。
[] - 你住在欧洲。
[] - 你迷信一些东西。
[] - 你常常感到不安。
[] - 你同意这个测验与任何事情无关。
[] - 你不会转发此测验。
[] - 你有你自己的电脑，也不与其他人共用。
[] - 你有一个哥哥。

[] - 你做饭做得很好。
[] - 你喜欢聚会。
[] - 你跳舞跳得不好。
[] - 你是一名专业舞蹈演员。
[] - 你和一只黑猫交叉而过。
[] - 你有一个你认为是疯子的朋友。
[] - 你有少于10个的亲密的朋友。
[] - 你很期待你对这个测验的结果。
[] - 你曾经逃避过一些事情。
[] - 你看过这部电影：索尼克剧场版

[] - 你喜欢把饮料混合在一起。
[] - 你做过一个奇怪的实验。
[] - 人们曾经在公共场合奇怪地看着你。
[] - 你的祖母还活着。
[] - 你有一个循序渐进的妈妈或爸爸。
[] - 你讨厌被标记。
[] - 你是在DA不足3个月的会员。
[] - 你有一个订阅。
[] - 你的头发是棕色的。天生的颜色。
[] - 你喜欢吃糖果。

[] - 你在万圣节穿过相关的服装。
[] - 你喜欢猫。
[] - 你有一个古怪的性格。
[] - 你对咖啡上瘾。
[] - 你住在靠近水的地方。
[] - 你有牙痛。
[] - 你现在必须去卫生间。
[] - 你喜欢阅读别人关于“你会怎么做？”的回答。
[] - 你用这样的话语：“巨大的失败”（宏伟的失败）。

闪光

每空一分~
对照下面的得分表，看看你是什么~

填好这个句子：我是——

0-25 =宇宙飞船。

26 =玉米。

27 =天选之人/龙/物。

28 =驴。

29 =手电筒。

30 =杂草。

31 =潜行者。

32 =狮子犬。

33 =粪/便便。

34 =奶嘴。
35 =辣椒。
36 =一个大陆。
37 =竹子。
38 =日产尼桑GTR。
39 =恋童癖。

40 =一条又大又臭的鱼。

41 =降落伞。

42 =愤怒的羔羊。

43 = 1个自己的克隆人。
44 =一个鹿角形巧克力。
45 =枕头。
46 =马桶盖。
47 =忍者。
48 =有心理作用的水果。
49 =黄色的雪。
50 =易燃物。
51 =一个装有毒药的复活节篮子。
52 =一个肮脏的尿布。
53 =乳腺。
54 =一个山峰的护栏。
55 =一个非法入境者
56 =豆腐。
57 =一个微观的睾丸柔毛。
58 =射订枪。
59 =尾羽。
60 =白人说唱歌手。
61 =一个猎枪子弹。
62 =性感的地狱。
63 =做爆米花时发出的声响。

64 =一个生锈，有疱疹病毒的针。

65 =幸运饼干。
66 =奥巴马。
67 =毛丝鼠，龙猫。
68 =大规模杀伤性武器。
69 =一个总会宏伟失败的人。

70 =一个一半对一半看不见的鱼鳞。

71 =淘气的花痴。
72 =自行车轮胎。
73 =汗水。
74 =淋巴腺鼠疫。
75 =火鸡。
76 =变形虫。
77 =一个生虱子的流浪汉。
78 =一切邪恶的统治者。
79 =角质蟾蜍。
80 =仙女教母。
81 =大号（乐器里的，不是蹲坑的那个）。
82 =厌食症。
83 =霉变的鼻涕。
84 =麦莉赛勒斯的崇拜者。http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9 ... 7%E5%B8%8C%E6%8B%89
85 =幽灵。
86 =未来的色情明星。
87 =人为灾难。
88 =统计数据库。
89 =生殖器虱子。
90 =火箭发射器。
91 =红宝石呕吐。
92 =蛆。

93 =自私有敌意的的猫。

94 =布丁。

95 =一个进站的火车。

96 =圣诞老人。

97 =希尔顿的大脚趾。

98 =腐烂昆虫的尸体。

99 =血库。
100 =自然与人类的怪胎

个只是什么~

好多东西都不好翻译啊~

闪光

原文~
[ ] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[ ] - You have farted today.
[ ] - You have choked on something.
[ ] - You are a writer.
[ ] - You smoke.
] - You like to swim.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 3

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[ ] - You are an only child.
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] - You like jewelry.
[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock.


] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[ ] - You like pirates.
[] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.


[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[] - You live with your parents.
[ ] - You like to eat eggs.
[ ] - You have a religion.
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.


[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
] - You have eaten something odd before.
[ ] - You are bad at math.
[] - You love electronics.
[ ] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[ ] - You cuss a lot.
[] - You believe in aliens.
[] - You play video games.
[ ] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse backpack.

[] - You like flowers.
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[ ] - You have used tarot before.
] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

[ ] - You like fire.
[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.
[] - You live in America.
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[ ] - You consider yourself a nerd
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.
[ ] - You will tag people to do this.

[] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[] - You own a stuffed animal. (More then one lol)
[ ] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[ ] - You have a fetish for something.
[ ] - You fidget a lot.
[ ] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[ ] - You have a brother.

[ ] - You can cook well.
[ ] - You like to party.
[ ] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[ ] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[ ] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[ ] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[] - You have ran away from something.
[ ] - You have watched the movie: Sonic OVA

[ ] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[ ] - You have done an odd experiment.
[ ] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[ ] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[ ] - Your hair is brown. Natural color.
[ ] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 24

[ ] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[ ] - You love cats.
[ ] - You have a quirky personality.
[ ] - You are a coffee addict.
[ ] - You live near a body of water.
[ ] - You have had a toothache.
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[ ] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[ ] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".

TOTAL SO FAR = 27

Find your score & re-post this titled as "I'm _____". (Put your answer in the blank.)

0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = PedoPhile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity

夢龙~里库欧思

梦啊！
闪光真是辛苦你了
也真的很谢谢你嗷~

话说这种类型的，完全不知道是作什么用的，所以请各位不同时段的时候来看看，会不一样哦

隐于风中的巨龙

我是一个手电筒～啦啦啦啦啦～
嘛……奇奇怪怪的东西有好多……还有昆虫尸体……
话说……“你有一个你认为是疯子的朋友。”一栏……隐果断打勾了…

焰翼飞龙

哇，好多哦。
慢慢做~

dragon末世悼唁

咱是~~尾羽？！！！~~呵呵
期待有100的物ing~~闪光辛苦了~~
同上不过不止一个朋友是疯子算不算阿Sora
咱试过在别人（是人）的婚礼上把可乐、茶、雪碧、水、橙汁~~之类的东西...恩，没有酸奶...混在一起
结果被某个人类当红酒喝了... ...(逃

闪光

理论上100是不可能出现的~

蓝羽龙

我答了半天，才到24—宇宙飞船，这有什么特别的意思吗......

格伦帝亚

第一次是恋童癖（……不是吧|||b）
第二次是忍者…差了好远…

闪光

不知道~
应该没什么特别的意思~
只是个测试，好玩而已~

幼龙

我是一条又大又臭的鱼
真是的……就不能把形容词去掉嘛…

闪光

原文是
A rather large and smelly fish

幼龙

我又仔细看了一遍得分栏……
第81个让我笑翻了……
你不加括号我还不会想歪，结果现在……

闪光

防止发生歧义嘛~
上面还有个选项是——粪

幼龙

我也不知道为什么我看见那个很想笑

碱

呃。。。我竟然是一个奶嘴。。。 [s:113]

Abrams·Dragon

大....大大....大....规模杀伤性武器= =|||||

紫、银龙

一个自己的克隆人 [s:133]

夢龙~里库欧思

塔哈那个好，闪光那个真够好~！
真是太好笑了~ [s:69]

于是艾布还蛮适合的阿~ [s:117]