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这是小紫笑话书里的东西给大家分享……
不定期更新……【不文雅的地方，被小紫河蟹了……】
NO.1
Never,under any circumstances,take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night……
无论，在任何情况下，永远，不要在一个晚上，同时吃，安眠药和通便灵…………
NO.2
I asked God for a bike,but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
开始我直接求上帝赐辆单车，后来我琢磨上帝办事不是这个路数。于是，我偷了一辆然后向上帝祈求宽恕……
NO.3
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 14 yeas telling them to sit and shut-up……
孩子就是：你先花2年，教他们走路和说话，然后再花14年叫他们坐定和闭嘴………………
NO.4
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.They should both be changed regularly,and for the same reason.
政客和纸尿裤的共同点就是：他们都很有规律的被替换，而因为同意个理由——脏了！！
NO.5
God must love stupid people.He made So many！！
上帝一定倍儿爱笨蛋，不然他为什么造那么多！！！！！！！
NO.6
If you are suppoesd to learn from your mistakes,why do some people have more than one child,
假如，我们会吃一堑长一智，为什么总有人生了一个还会生……
NO.7
We never really grow up,we only learn how to act in public.
我们永远不可能真正的成熟，我们只能学会在众人面前装B……【好吧，真的不知道怎么和谐了= =】
NO.8
Light travels faster than sound.This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak……
光总是比声音跑的快点……这就是为什么有些笨蛋只有在开口说话之后你才会发现他是在装B……【呜呜……】
NO.9
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch……
我老妈每次对着我骂CNM的时候都没看出其中的笑点……
NO.10
I thought I wanted a career,turns out I just wanted paychecks.
曾以为我想要的是职业，结果我发现我只是想工资……
NO.11
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after is as when you are in it.
公交车总是在被追赶的时候的速度要逼你在里面时的速度快两倍…… |
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发表于 2012-3-2 13:32:04
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